you are female, you must have a crush on at least one
male member of the show.
If you are male, you must tolerate your female’s crush
on at least one member
of the show.
must say, “indeed” often, while arching one eyebrow. If
you are raised-eyebrow deficient, you must at
least say it in
a deep voice.
must know all the definitions and proper uses of the word,
“Cree!” (or is it
must know who “Homer” is, and we’re not
talking about that
Simpson guy. (Hint:
refer to episode, Beneath
gathered, true fans must have lengthy discussions on the
correct pronunciation of “go’uld”
úld, goold, gó -a-uld), and Jaffa
(ja-fáw, jă-fa), etc.
day a new season is released on DVD shall be a day of
rejoicing, celebration, and marathon Stargate watching.
and Friday nights must be reserved solely for the
purpose of watching Stargate. This
supersedes all other activities, such as Monday Night Football,
or having a life.
must know all the episodes in which Daniel Jackson died,
or was thought to have died, or came seriously close
to dying, or . . .
uh . .
. well, you know.
least once during your lifetime, you must make a pilgrimage
to the real Cheyenne Mountain complex. But
the gates . . . you might get shot, especially if you
are dressed like a Tok’ra. (Note: If the soldiers at
Cheyenne Mountain see you and shout,
another one of those crazed Stargate
fans!” run before you hear the sound of
crying out loud, I can't think of anything